Wednesday, December 2, 2020

The man, the myth, the legend…Ralph Bakshi

 


It’s the middle of August, the year, 2012. Personally, I had relaxed my convention attendance. I was going to attend a Supernatural one with my daughter. But , I had slowed down. There was going to be a Dallas Comic Con Fan Days show coming up that October. That I had not planned at all to attend. Then I received a message that I did not expect at all. “Hey Riley, got a surprise for you. Ralph Bakshi is coming to the October show”. HOLY (expletive) I thought. “Are you serious?” Yep, he said. I have been a fan of Ralph Bakshi since I was four years old. Even though I didn’t really know what I was watching back then.

When I was four years old in 1980, it was in the middle of the night. My Dad was watching a movie with his brother in the living room. I was asleep in the bedroom. But I was awoken by the light of the television and the laughter coming from the living room. Because I was supposed to have been asleep, I crept down the hallway and peered around the corner. They were watching this cartoon cat doing things I had never seen on a cartoon before. I shouldn’t have, but I watched it unknowingly to them for a good solid thirty minutes. That cat’s name was Fritz. Yep the cat created by Robert Crumb brought to the screen by Ralph Bakshi. In reality, I should not have been watching it. Lol. But it is what it is.

Also unbeknownst to me, I was a fan of Ralph’s from other work prior to that. I remember some of my favorite cartoons when I was a tyke was Deputy Dawg, Heckle & Jeckle, & The Mighty Heroes to name a few. All which Ralph worked on. Then I discovered Heavy Traffic, and American Pop, and Coonskin. Then it was Wizards. Wizards became such a favorite of mine that I have the two Wizards Avatar and Blackwolf tattooed on my leg. Way back when, long before I even fathomed the idea of meeting him, I had written to Ralph asking him for his autograph. He had signed a couple for me as well as do a sketch for me. Just that, had floored me.

So, when I had found out that he was going to be in my hometown, the answer was obvious, I had to meet him. In true Riley (yes, I’m speaking in third person) fashion, I had to be first in line to meet him. So even though I had bought what was the top ticket at the time, that guaranteed me being in the show before any other lower ticket holder, I still had to be first in line. When I go there, if memory serves me right there was a couple people that had beat me to the front to get in. But when the doors finally opened, I was like a horse at the Kentucky derby to his table. I rush to his table to find that Ralph hadn’t make it down yet. His son Eddie was there getting everything set up. I had spoken with Eddie prior to the show and so I spent a few minutes catching up with him. Eddie had told me that hopefully his Dad would be down soon. But I could get back at the front of the line when he comes down.

So, I left the line and walked around the room for a while. I felt like buzzard circling around all the while keeping a solid eye on Ralph’s table. Well after about an hour I look over and see people have started lining up. Sh#t, I thought. So, I head over there and get in line. After about five minutes Eddie sees me and tells me that Ralph is on his way down and I can come up ahead of everyone else. There was only about five people ahead of me, so I said no it’s ok. I didn’t want to be that guy. Even though I was told it was ok. Now this is where something hilarious happens.

As I’m waiting in line, here comes Ralph walking around the corner to his table. To the left of his table sits Stan Lee. In true Ralph Bakshi fashion, he starts yelling at Stan. “Hey Stan, I actually give a shit about my fans” “I’m not ripping them off like you are charging them to sign”. I laughed my @$$ off.  After a few minutes I made it to the front. Eddie kneels to talk to his Dad. He told him, “This is Riley. He’s the one that has the Wizards tattoos I showed you.” He reached out to shake my hand and questioned me why. He didn’t get why I would get the tattoos of his characters. He even liked the convention badge that I made honoring him. It was of Coonskin. Well Ralph had signed all my stuff that I had brought. I even bought a cell of Fritz from Wizards which he signed as well. With knowing of my love of Wizards, he even drew a quick sketch of Fritz from Wizards in my sketchbook. I also shared with him that we shared a common friend. The lovely Tina Romanus. So he took my sketchbook and sketch a quick little “Hi Tina” in it for her and let me take a photo of him holding it. I could not have asked for a better day.

They say never meet your heroes. That you will always be disappointed. Well, I had met one of mine that day and disappointed was not a word I would use. Floored, thrilled, delighted, but most of all a dream come true. The entire experience could not have gone better. A day that I will always remember. Also, if you’re so inclined, I filmed Ralph’s Q&A that day. It’s a little shaky in spots. But it’s awesome none the less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8B1Ex_1T6k&t=1377s

Thank you for taking the time. Be safe everyone.

Riley


Tuesday, September 8, 2020

Mugen

 Mugen


This is a tale of two brothers, Mugen, the younger and Taro the eldest. These two brothers have come far in life since their parents disappeared ten years ago. As we begin this tale, the morning was just like every other morning. The two were sleeping peacefully in their beds inside their shelter they had built out of bamboo and driftwood. Just then, Taro was awoken by the blood curdling scream of his brother. “NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!” Mugen screamed. At least three times a week Mugen had nightmares that were so horrifying it would wake him from his slumber crying. The thing is that once he woke he couldn't remember what they were about. As soon as he woke the memories faded, though the fear lingered for hours. Taro did his weekly ritual of calming his brother down by keeping his mind off of his feelings. “Mugen” Taro said. “Do you want me to warm some miso soup for you?” “No, I don’t feel like eating right now” Mugen said while looking down at the ground. “Well then, let’s get our poles ready” Taro said “We need to catch some lunch”. Mugen quickly snapped out of his sadness, as he loved going fishing with his brother. The fish they pulled from the river was their main food supply. Alas young Mugen didn’t realize the trials and tribulations they were about to embark upon. Their journey begins along the banks of the Oyabe River. The banks of the river are a mixture of green and red, covered in what is called blood grass. The trees were cascading over the water, creating a canopy of shade over the peaceful and serene waterway. Each tree housed creatures of all shapes and sizes. While walking the riverbank searching for a good place to fish, they stumble upon a fork in the river they have never been to before. They have traveled this river for many years, for some reason they do not recall this area. “Has this always been here?” Mugen asked. “I’ve never seen it before.” Responded Taro.

Just then a pale black mist came from out of the water and started to engulf the two brothers.​ “TARO!!!!” “WHAT *COUGH* *COUGH*IS THIS!!???” Mugen said. “I don’t know!” Taro yelled “Whatever it is, we should get out of it. Cover your face and let’s hurry” said Taro. They grabbed their fishing gear, held their breath, and began to run as fast as they could through the mist. As they exited, they dropped their poles and drew the only weapons they had. Mugen took out his sai with one broken yoku that he used for digging up wild roots and mushrooms to eat. Taro has a Shoto that belonged to his father. These weapons were their only protection against bandits and wild animals along the riverbanks. ​Taro turns to his brother and says “we should hide our gear out of sight until we figure out what’s going on here.” Just then the ground started to crackle beneath their feet. They looked up and all the bright green trees they were so accustom to seeing had quickly turned brown and dry and the blood grass just blew away. “Uh Taro…how did that just happen?” Mugen asked with a puzzled look on his face. “Your guess would be as good as mine would be little brother” Taro said with the same bewildered look. “Do you hear that Taro?” Mugen said. “Hear what? I don’t hear anything” Taro whispered. “That’s what I mean” “There are no birds singing, no animals in the trees, nothing.” “What’s going on here?”  Mugen said. With a look of confusion on his face Taro replied. “I’m not sure. But I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” As they looked around in the distance, they saw what appeared to be a city. “Maybe we can find some answers there little brother. “

 As the two approached the city, there was an old broken sign on the ground which read Gojoseon. “Gojoseon? Why does that sound familiar?” Taro whispered to himself. The city was mostly covered with vegetation, dried grass and vines. “Where are we, big brother?” Mugen said. As they gazed at their newly discovered anomaly, Mugen noticed something in the distance. Just then he slowly pointed through the trees, and stuttered, “T T Taro wh what is that”? “It appears to be some sort of palace Mugen” Taro said. Neither had seen a palace of this size before. It towered over the treetops and into the clouds.”I bet that belongs to Emperor Jimmu. He should know what’s going on here.” Mugen said. “You’re probably right Mugen. By the look of it, it looks to be at least two days walk away. Are you up for the journey?” Taro asked. “I am if you are brother” Mugen said.  Since curiosity filled them both, they looked at each other at the same time and said in synchronicity “maybe we should check it out”. They both nodded yes and then continued on their quest. Not before Mugen ran over to a nearby tree and hid their poles and gear under some debris. He then took his sai and cut a small notch out of the trunk. Taro looked at his brother with pride and said “Good idea Mugen, now our things will be easier for us to find upon our return.”

                After to what had to be hours of traveling, nightfall was closing in on the two. They decided to set up camp and continue their quest in the morning. The found a clearing not far off the main road they were traveling on. They gathered some branches from a paperbark maple tree that was nearby. They used the bark as kindling to start a fire as well as to lie on instead of the hard ground. As they lie in their makeshift beds trying to get some sleep, Taro’s mind started wondering to a time when his parents were still around and Mugen was just a toddler. Taro’s mother had just laid young Mugen in his bed. “Taro…come over here” Their father said in a stern tone. “I need to speak to you my son” “Yes sir” Taro said with confusion. “Should there come a time that your Mother and I are no longer able to care for you and your brother, you must promise me just one thing.” “No matter what, protect your brother with your life” “He has a journey far greater than we will ever know. A journey that was first told thousands of years ago.” With a puzzled look on his face, Taro looks at his father and asks him what he was talking about. As he was about to tell him, their grass walled house was riddled with thousands of ya and some that were even on fire. Their Mother came running in the room just as a ya strikes her throat. She died instantly in front of Mugen’s bed and their father had suffered irreparable injuries.  With their father’s last breath, he told Taro “Get your brother and run, don’t look back, just run” “But father!!” Taro said.” RUN DAMN IT!!!!!” Cried his father.  “Taro?” Mugen said. With no answer he repeated himself louder. “Taro!!” Taro was staring blankly with a single tear rolling down his face. Taro appeared to be coming out of his trance-like state. “Big brother, what’s wrong? Why are you crying?” Mugen asked. “Oh I’m sorry Mugen, I was just thinking of when we were younger having dinner with Mom and Dad.” “I wish wherever they are they would come back” said Taro. “I know Taro” Mugen said. “I feel the same way”. Even after all the years since their parents’ slaughter, Taro has kept the details of their death from his brother. “Let’s try to get some sleep Mugen” Taro said. “Who knows what tomorrow shall bring.” So the two cautiously lay down to sleep for the night.

​                As morning approached, Taro awoke first from his slumber. “Damn it” Taro thought to himself. “It wasn’t a dream”. “Mugen...Mugen...wake up. We have to go” Taro said to his brother. The two gathered their things and proceeded down the main thoroughfare. “Wait a minute Taro” Mugen said. “Let’s get rid of our campsite. So, if anyone does come through here, they don’t know we’re here” “Good idea Mugen” Taro said. Mugen ran back to their site and scattered the ground where they were sleeping with a branch from the tree. While Mugen was taking care of that, Taro made sure the fire was completely out. Once they knew the fire was out, they covered the spot with dirt and leaves and then continued with the journey.  While walking through the streets of the city, it appeared deserted. Like everyone had just disappeared. There were dried up gardens, the bones of dead koi in empty ponds, there were also remnants of clothes hanging on the clotheslines and not one person was to be seen. They cautiously decided to explore the city, to find out what was going on. They first came upon an old Shinto shrine. They almost walked right by the shrine without even noticing it. It was almost totally covered by kudzu. With his sword, Taro cut a path through the entrance of the Torii. They proceeded walking cautiously between the Komainu, and approached the Shrines entrance. As they were approaching the dried up Tsukubai, something caught Mugen’s eye just outside of the shrines doors. Mugen ran as fast as he could to the doors. Nothing was there. “What are you doing, Mugen?” shouted Taro. “I saw something run by,” Mugen said while gasping for air. “Right outside the door, it looked like a person.” “Are you sure? It appears nothing or no one has lived here for years. So I’m sure it was just your eyes playing tricks on you” said Taro. “This is a strange place. So you never know what lies around each corner. Just stay close to me” “Just in case.”

                As the two continued to search the shrine, Taro tripped on a loose floor board and fell to his knees. He quickly grabbed his knee from the pain. “Taro!!” Mugen screamed as he raced to his brothers’ side. “Are you ok?” He asked. “Yes Mugen, I’m fine” Taro said obviously holding his true emotions to himself. “What did I trip over?” Taro said. Mugen pointed to the floorboard. Taro hobbled back to the scene of his accident and attempted to stomp the board back into place with his non hurt leg. It wouldn’t stay. He’d stomp, it would come back up. So Taro tried to pull it up so he could start fresh. “Give me one of your sai Mugen” “I’m going to attempt to pull this up.”Taro said to his brother. “Ok, please be careful with it” Mugen pleaded. “It’s the only thing I have left from Father. “ Taro successfully lifted the board apart from the floor. As he was about to put it back into place, he noticed something hidden under where the floorboard was. He lifted a few of the boards and found an old wooden box.  Inside the box, according to the inscription on the seal, were the thirteen scrolls of the Dragon Clan. The Dragon Clan according to local legend was nothing more than a myth. There wasn’t any evidence of their existence, except for the ramblings of an old man who lived near the river. Taro remembers the stories the old man would tell the local children to scare them from going into the forest, with the hope that they would be too frightened to go near his home. But that’s all they were, stories. At least, until now. ​Taro began to read the scrolls one at a time. The scrolls told a pretty detailed depiction of the Dragon Clan. How they swept the land like a plague. Taking what they wanted, when they wanted, and killing anything and anyone who crossed their paths. A genocidal entity by the name of General Amatsu led the clan. His hell-bent mission was to dominate the river providence, Buyeo, and then world. He gathered every cutthroat, maniacal, madman in the land and recruited them for his army. They were nothing but the blackest of evil. No one knows exactly where he came from; the stories say he came from an order of demons millions of years ago. Stories are all they’ve ever been. No one over the age of ten has ever believed them. Though according to these scrolls, he and his army are as real as you and I.

                As Taro continued to read through the scrolls, young Mugen made an in-explainable discovery. He was looking through the box and something just didn’t seem right. There were three scrolls missing from the box. The box wasn’t damaged, and there was no sign of it being broken into. “They’re not all here,” said Mugen to his brother. “What are you talking about Mugen?” said Taro. “The scrolls, there are three missing,” said Mugen to his brother. “Maybe someone took them,” he said. “They’re probably around here somewhere, as soon as I’m finish looking through these we’ll look around.” said Taro to his brother. As Taro continued to read the scrolls, it told how there was an uprising of the villages along the banks of the river. The villagers were no more than mere farmers. The only weapons they had were there tools they used to cultivate their crops. It said they grew tired of the centuries of tyranny the Dragon Clan had placed upon them. The villagers finally stood up to General Amatsu and the rest Dragon Clan. They took what weapons they had and stormed the Clan’s fortress. Then Taro unrolled the scroll a little more to finish reading it and to his surprise the bottom of the scroll torn off. Mugen looks at his puzzled brother and says, “What’s wrong Taro?” “The bottom half of this scroll gone” said Taro. “Maybe if we find the missing three, we’ll find the torn piece, too,” said Mugen. “I think you might be right little brother, let’s put these somewhere safe just in case someone comes looking for them. I’ll go ahead and keep the torn one in case find the missing piece. So if it matches up we’ll know it’s the right one.” said Taro.

                The two searched within the temple for a safe place to hide the scrolls. They searched and they searched and couldn’t find a place that they thought would hold them safely. As Taro was walking around the shrine, he looked out a window. “I think I’ve found a spot” Taro said. Mugen walked to the window to see what he was looking at and shook his head in agreement. What they were looking at was the safest place they could find. The decided it would be the safest under one of the Komainu. It was obvious that they couldn’t move the Komainu, as it was too heavy. So they decided to dig next to it. They found a hoe and shovel and started digging. After the hole was big enough, they placed the box in it and covered it up with dirt. They also proceeded to do what they did with their campsite. They took some tree branches and leaves and sticks and made it look like no one had ever been there. “They should be safe in here Mugen.” said Taro. After they securely hid the scrolls they continued with their quest. “You don’t think anyone will find them, do you Taro?” said Mugen to his brother as they were walking out of the shrine. “By the look of this town” Taro said. “I don’t think we have anything to worry about.”

                The two left the shrine and proceeded to cautiously walk down the street. “I get a very strange feeling about this place little brother.” said Taro. “I know what you mean.” Mugen said to his brother. “I feel the same way.”  As the two proceeded to walk down the streets, Mugen noticed some writing carved into a wall.  He stopped dead in his tracks and had a ghostly look on his face.  “What is it, Mugen?” Taro said. Mugen pointed to the wall, but could not speak. “Wha wha what does it mean Taro?” Mugen said. The wall said LEAVE NOW OR YOU WILL PERISH. “I think they’re trying to keep people out.” Taro advised his brother. “Maybe we should leave” Mugen said. Taro turned and looked at his brother with concern and said “We can’t little brother; we have absolutely no idea where we’re at and we need to find out what is going on here”. “Well who do you think did that to the wall? Do you think it was someone from the town?” Mugen said. “I don’t know” said Taro. “Maybe we should keep looking; something is bound to come up”. So the two carefully proceeded down the street looking for some sign of what happened here. “What about this place Taro?” Mugen asked. Mugen proceeded to read the name on the sign. “Boa J. Cain’s Jade Emporium.” He read. Taro approached the front door; it was locked. “Let’s try around back.”  As they walked around the back of the emporium they came to an alley, a very dark alley. Though it was the middle of the day, it was still pitch black. Mugen turned to his brother and said “I’m not so sure about this Taro, I’m scared.” “Don’t worry little brother, I wouldn’t ever let anything happen to you” Taro said sternly. The two proceeded down the alley searching for a back entrance to the emporium. Just then, from out of nowhere, the alley lit up like the brightest of stars. The sound of horses filled the air. Quickly covering their eyes they ran for cover. Barely missing being trampled by a group of shadowy figures on horseback, they dove into an open window of the abandoned business. When the two uncovered their eyes there was nothing in sight. No sign of any horses or anything. The light was even gone. Just total darkness, exactly like before. As quickly as the figures appeared, they left just as fast. It was like nothing had happened.

                While attempting the find a way out of the business they were hiding in, they had found a candle. They used the sparks made from Mugen’s sais and Taro’s sharpening stone to create a fire for the candle. Once the candle was lit, they heard a sound. So they quickly dispersed the fire. “Put the fire out Taro” said Mugen. “We don’t want to attract those horsemen back, whoever they were”. Before leaving the house they decided to take a look around. They also wanted to find a safe place to rest. While walking from the bedroom and down the hallway, Mugen tripped over something, knocking his leg on it and falling to the ground. “Are you OK Mugen?” asked Taro. “Yea I hurt my leg a little, but I’ll be alright” “What was that?” Mugen said. Then Taro walked over to where the object was at to see what it was.  He leaned down to feel what it was. It seemed the owner of the business put a large bowl on a pedestal full of water in the hallway. The two found it odd that it still had water in it. Simply because everything else in the town that would have had water in it was either drained or had dried up. The water from the bowl that Mugen inadvertently knocked over was streaming down the hall and draining into the floor. The two can hear it falling through the gaps. They walked over to where it was trickling down. “It sounds like it’s going into another room Taro” Mugen said. “But how can that be?” Taro paused for a minute then turned to his brother and said “I bet there is a room down there.” “Since there is no obvious entrance to it, there might be be a hidden room.” “Look around for a way to get in” “It's so dark in here, how are we supposed to find anything?” Mugen asked. “Just feel around, there’s bound to be something.” Just then Mugen found a knothole in one of the floorboards. He stuck his finger in a there was a thin piece of rope in it. “Taro! I found something” Mugen said excitedly. Taro walked through the darkness to find his brother. He reached down into the hole and tugged on the rope. It stopped as if something was preventing the rope from going through the hole. He pulled as hard as he could and he felt the floor move a little under his feet. “Mugen, come to this side.” Taro said as he moved as well. He then pulled again and a trap door opened in the floor. Still not being able to see Taro feels around and finds a staircase leading down. He then turns to his brother and says” Come on Mugen”. “Hold on to the rail and stay close to me.” “I’m not leaving you alone.” The two slowly proceeded down the in to the unknown.

                As the two cautiously crept down the creaking and half rotted staircase, there was an awful odor in the air. “Ugh what’s that smell?” Mugen asked. "I think I'm going to be sick." “I’m not sure I want to know little brother” Taro answered. Once they reached the bottom, Taro stumbled on a box. He reached down to see what it was. It feels like more candles, Taro thought to himself “Mugen” he said. “There are candles in this box. Start a fire so we can light the one we had from upstairs.” Again Mugen used one of his sai and the sharpening took to make a spark for the fire to light the candle. He lit the one and lit another one for his brother and put out the fire that he started so it wouldn’t spread. They brightened the room well. “WOW!” Taro said. “I’ve never seen so much jade.” They were walking around and they found a pile of hay in the corner. “Good thing you put that fire out” Taro said. “This would have gone up in flames so fast”. There was something odd about it though. There appeared to be a rope coming out of it and tied to the ground. Taro walked over to it and found it wasn’t a pile of hay at all. It was a tent that someone had covered with hay. It was as if someone was trying to keep it out of sight. As Taro slowly walked closer to it, the stench got worse. He covered his nose and mouth, and peered inside. As Taro looked his eyes widened and his skin turned pale. He then turned and said to Mugen with disgust “Ugh I think I found the odor”. “What is it?” Mugen asked. “I don’t think you want to see little brother” “oh come on, I can take it” Mugen said to Taro. “OK, only if you’re sure” Taro responded. Mugen shakes his head in approval. So Taro slowly pulls back the cover and reveals five decomposed bodies. It appears it was a family. There was a male and a female and three smaller people, obviously children, as one of the kids was still holding a small doll in her arms. From the look of it they were there for quite a while. Not to mention looking like they were hiding from something or someone. Simply because they were all together in a huddle as to keep each other warm. Taro untied the tent and placed it over them and then covered them back up with the hay. “Let’s go. We’ve seen enough.” Taro said to his brother.

                So they went back up the stairs and cautiously headed out the back door. They walked around to the front of the house and proceeded to walk down the main thoroughfare in search of some answers. “I was starting to get hungry Taro” Mugen said to his brother. “I have a little hoshizakana in my satchel. I don’t know about you but after what we just seen, I’m not hungry” Taro replied. “Yea, me either”. Mugen said in disgust.  “What do you think happened to them Taro?” Mugen asked. “Do you think they were hiding from those riders?” “I’m not sure Mugen.” said Taro “But whatever or whomever they were hiding from had to be pretty bad for them to not come out, even for food.” “It makes me leery of us going any further.” Despite their reservations of the unknown, they proceeded on. Every house, building, and business they passed was just as empty and abandoned as the previous one. “This is so strange” Mugen said. “How can an entire town just disappear?” I wish I knew.” Taro replied. “Maybe we should stay off the main road for a while” “You know, in case those riders come back.”  “We’re going to hide?” “Like that family?” Mugen asked. “No Mugen.” Taro replied. “It’s like father used to say when I was a boy, SEEK NOT TO FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF MEN OF OLD, SEEK WHAT THEY SOUGHT” “How I think that applies to right now is the men of old have traveled this road and most likely have confronted those riders before. They don’t seem to be here any longer to tell their tale, and I don’t want their fate.” “Don’t follow those who’ve come before you, make your own path” “Do you understand Mugen?” “Yes I do” responded Mugen.” I understand completely.”  

            As they were walking through the forest, a very familiar aroma was drifting through the air. “Do you smell that Taro?" Mugen asked. “That smells exactly like…Come on!!!” At that moment Mugen took off running as fast as he could to find the smell. “Mugen Stop!” Taro yelled. “Wait for me!” Taro caught up with Mugen and they both stopped instantaneously. It was a village. A village full of people. They slowly walked through the town, looking in every direction. The villagers are staring holes through them. Then Mugen stops and says “This must be where that great smell is coming from.” Taro looks up and reads the sign, Sy Dine’s Usagi, dumplings, & ramen. “Usagi” Mugen said. “Do you think they really have usagi?” “Well it’s on the sign” Replied Taro. “So I would think so.” “That does sound good. We haven’t had usagi in so long.” So, the two entered the establishment with the hope of getting to eat something that they haven’t had since they were much younger. As they entered, they were looking around to make sure it was safe and to also find a place to sit down. Once inside they noticed it was fairly empty. Only a few people were actually eating. There was one old man that was asleep in the corner. They found a place to sit and were approached by a young lady. “Konbanwa gentlemen, would you like something…Mugen interrupted with a very excited “Yes, I want!!!” Before he could finish his sentence his brother slammed his hand on the table. “I apologize for my brothers’ behavior. He really loves usagi.” Taro said. “You’re not from around here are you?” asked the young woman. “No” replied Taro. “We are not” “Well then, let me be the first to welcome you to Sy Dine’s Usagi dumplings, & ramen.” “Is this your restaurant?” Taro asked. “Yes it is. I am Sy Dine” replied the woman. “What would you like today?” Taro then turned to his brother and noticed he was on the verge of biting his tongue. “Go ahead” Taro told his very excited brother. “Five Usagi dumplings and a large bowl of ramen please” Mugen told her. “Wow. Five, and a bowl of ramen? Are you sure you can eat all that? She asked as she turned to Taro and whispered. “And are you able to pay for this? We don’t give out any damn handouts here. If you’re expecting a freebie, you can just walk right out the door came in”  “No” Taro replied. “We have a little money. How much is it?” “250 mon” She said. “Mon? What is mon? Taro asked. “Mon is…money. I thought you said you had a little money. What do you have? To which Taro looked in his purse and said “About..I’d say…500 wadokaichin. “Wadokaichin?” The woman asked with a puzzled look on her face. “What did you say your names were?” “We didn’t.” Taro relied. “But since you’re asking, I’m Taro and this is my little brother Mugen” A surprised look came over her face. Just then out of the corner of his eye Mugen noticed the old man in the corner moving. As quickly as Mugen noticed the old man, the old man drew his sword and lunged at him. Sy Dine kicked a chair towards the old man and striking him in the head knocking him unconscious. “NG!!!” Shouted Cy Dine. “Ng Lea! Get in here!” Just then a young woman comes running from the back. “Get some rope Ng, and tie this trash up” Demanded Sy. “You two.” As she pointed to the brothers. “Come with me”

                As the two followed her through the kitchen, she stopped abruptly in front of the counter. Looked behind her and proceeded to pull the counter away from the wall. Behind the counter there was a hole in the wall. It appeared to be some sort of passage way. “Quickly” She said “In here”. She then guided the very confused brothers through the passageway. “Ng!!...Let’s go” Just then Ng came running through the kitchen and into the passageway pulling the counter behind her. As the two are crouching through the tunnel, Mugen stops and turns to his brother and whispers “Where are we going?” Before Taro could say a word, Sy Dine replied very sternly “Quiet…just keep moving” She can only imagine the fear going through young Mugen’s mind. With that she says very calmly “I’ll explain everything when we reach the end where it’s safe.” As time went on, it seemed as they were traveling for an hour. They reached the end and came out of an old tree trunk. As they all emerged out of the tunnel Mugen says “Finally we’re out and we can see.” Don’t get to comfortable little one” Sy Dine said. As soon as she came out of the tree trunk, Ng Lea appeared to be looking for something. “It’s over here” She said. They pulled back a pile of debris and uncovered a hidden door. “Another one?” Complained Mugen. “Come on little one” Cy Dine said. “This one isn’t as long as the other.” So they all entered the passage and closed the door behind them. The door had branches, leaves, and other things attached to it. That away as soon as it was closed, it went to looking just how it looked beforehand. Once again they started traveling through the tunnel. After about forty five minutes Taro stops and demands to know where they are taking them. “We’re saving your lives” “It’s not that much farther” “I told you; once we’re there everything will be explained.” Sy Dine said. “How do you know where we’re at? It’s so dark in here.” Mugen asked. “Believe me little one, we’re almost there.” she responded. Just then Taro sees a sliver of light up ahead. “I see it!” Taro claimed. “It’s right up here”. Once they reach it Ng Lea tells Taro to push it open from the bottom. He pushes it open and is immediately welcomed with four swords pointed at his face. “Whoa whoa whoa it’s us” Sy Dine shouts. The swords immediately lower.

                As the group exited, they were now in the middle of a small group of people. “Where are we Taro?” Asked Mugen. “I’m not sure” He replied. Sy Dine extended her right arm out with her hand open and her palm facing up and  she said “This is all that’s left of those that refuse to bow down to that monster of a General.” Taro and Mugen looked around at the crowd and noticed about fifty maybe sixty people staring back at them. Taro swallowed and took a deep breath and said in a stern tone to Sy Dine.  “You told us that once we safe, you would tell us what’s going on here.” “Yes I did, strong one. Yes I did. But first we must relieve some of the tension.” Sy Dine turns to Ng Lea and asks her to go make sure everyone is here. Ng comes back with a small handful of people who were tending their gardens not that far away. “Is this everyone Ng?’ she asks. “Yes” replies Ng. Sy Dine jumped up on the table and addressed the crowd. “My friends…my family…can I have your attention please?” “I know you are confused who these strangers are that I have brought with me” “You know we have a strict no unapproved people policy Sy” a voice shouted from the back. “You do remember what happened the last time, don’t you?” “Of course I remember” she replied. “I was the one who made the rule” “Let me introduce our visitors before you cast judgment.” “To my right, this is Taro” Just then the crowd started to whisper inaudibly to one another. “This young man here is Taro’s younger brother, Mugen”. The whispers bursts into full conversation mode. “Could it be?” “How could this be?” “Are you sure?” “They can’t be” Were just a few of the many things the crowd was saying. “Just calm down my friends. Just calm down. All your questions will be answered”.  She said attempting to calm them back down.  “Before any questions are answered, let’s offer our new guests something to eat. They have been through a lot and I’m sure they are famished.” Sy Dine said. The three walked over to a nearby table and sat down. Just then Kyoko, one of the cooks, offers the two some miso soup. Mugen whispers to his brother “I really want some usagi dumplings”. Kyoko overheard him and said “If usagi you want, then usagi you will have”.

                Off to the side not too far away Ng Lea was standing there looking on. Just then a man approached her. “Ng, what are you over here by yourself for? He asked. “Just keeping an eye on things Yuudai. She replied. “Just keeping an eye out”.

Friday, September 4, 2020

My Last Minute?

My Last Minute.

Riley Chambers 3-1-07


The darkness in me

The cold I’m feeling

Why can’t I see?

The blood that’s spilling

Down the street

On the ground

Away from me

Can’t make a sound

What has happened?

Life’s no game

I did not hear

That gun go bang

There he stands

Over me

Laughing so

Psychotically

I opened my eyes

Saw the shell

The one that condemned

My life to hell

Finally I see

The image so clear

His face was wet

From his tears

I looked at his face

And I could see

The one who would

Do this to me

My face went blank

In disbelief

I did not believe

What my eyes did see

The face I saw

Was.....

me


Wednesday, September 2, 2020

We're in this together.

                                              We’re in this together.

Most people who are fans within the science fiction/comic book convention world are pretty laid back good hearted people. They go to shows, meet new people, discuss and share their fandom with others that share the same interests. Most are completely oblivious that there is a sort of dark side to their fandom as well. A side that the ones that are aware of it are embarrassed to be even remotely associated with it. And it’s mainly opinion based. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that you should not have an opinion or that your opinion has to be the same as everyone else. I always think a difference of opinion is a great thing. Just think what kind of world this would be if everyone thought the same. In my opinion, that’s not somewhere I want to live.

                 A while back I was having a conversation with a friend that makes me think of a question. “Why do you think you’re a bigger fan than me?” A person who I used to knows daughter happens to be the current Guinness Record holder for having the world’s largest Doctor Who memorabilia collection. I have personally read people’s vitriol comments about her and her family. I could not believe the things people were saying about a child. I know for a fact that she would save her money or birthday presents or gifts, etc. to add to her collection. But that’s neither here nor there. It’s not your money, so it can be spent however they want it to be. Sadly, there will always be someone out there that will not like you for your accomplishments. No matter what it is.

                 Now some people think that even though she has the largest recorded collection of Doctor Who memorabilia that she is automatically believes that she is a bigger fan than someone else. She would be the first to tell you that it’s not true. Does her massive collection make her a bigger fan that I am? Does her age make me a bigger fan than she is? The answer to me for both is no. Just because someone has an amount of collectibles for a certain genre more than another person doesn’t mean they’re a bigger fan than you are. And just because I’ve been a fan of the show since before she was born doesn’t mean that I am a bigger fan than she is. I use to go to more conventions than I do now. There is one local convention that I’ve completely quit going too. Simply because they have gotten so expensive, I can no longer afford to go. But those that can, good for them. I just can’t bring myself to pay over 100 USD on a single autograph. But a lot of people do. Which is why those prices keep going up and up.

 Do I spew hatred or anger because someone spends their money on expensive autographs or has a plethora (Three Amigos) of collectibles? I don’t. But there are some that do. Even when they or their actions are called out publically. When someone does this, they just come off as a jealous child crying to whomever will listen. Just because someone has what you do not. I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMA NOW!!

 Bottom line is, there is so much negativity going on in the world right now, do we really need it to leak into a place that fans go to escape that negativity? Do we really need to treat our fellow fans with anger because they have more memorabilia or prefer the female Doctor to the others? In my opinion, no. Well we shouldn’t. Because in the end, what does it matter. You don’t like a particular Doctor, cool. No one said you had to. That’s your opinion and you’re entitled to it. But don’t treat someone like garbage because they do or don’t (yes it goes both ways). You’re both fans of the same thing. Enjoy that fandom and “Would you like a Jelly Baby?”  




Tuesday, May 19, 2020

I got suckered buying a Mark Hamill autograph.


This is in regards to a guy talking about reputable dealers. I bought this many many many (when one repeats at least 3 times you know it’s a long time ago) from a guy. I didn’t know that guy from Adam. He had photos of each celebrity “signing” the photo he had for sale. This one included. I was so excited because I could never afford one. Then literally everyone who had seen this said it was not real. Deflated. With his rise in price at every show it seems now, I won’t be getting one. Especially since I want two. Lol One as Luke and one as Sean in Wizards. Be careful with your purchases out there folks. It’s definitely not worth the risk. Going from what every single person has said about it's validity, it's still their opinion. Maybe someday I can get one and maybe someday I can get a definite "This is fake" from the man himself. 



Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Thirteenth Doctor: Old Friends (unedited rough draft).


Doctor Who- Old Friends
Writer- Jody Houser
Cover Artist- Veronica Fish
Artists-Roberta Ingranata and Rachael Stott

Looking back over Jody’s first couple years as the Doctor it’s a pretty fair assumption that her tenure thus far was pretty split down the middle with the show’s fans. Give or take 5 or 10%. At times, it seemed that there were too many companions. I know over the longevity of the show there have been as many companions, but it seems like now they are not given enough screen time as they (imo) should. What I mean is, every companion, even The Doctor, didn’t feel as complete as they should. However, the comic Doctor Who: The Thirteenth Doctor volume Old Friends from Titan Comics should help be able to help us see a little but more as to what makes these characters tick and give us a little more than what we see on our television screens.
I was instantly drawn into this issue by the very cool looking cover art. It’s a very simple design of Jodie in front of the Tardis with her sonic glowing. As I open it, I notice that the inside artwork doesn’t match the cover art. A bit disappointed with that. But not enough to put the issue down. The main characters have a weird shadowing on their noses that makes them look a bit bulbous. It sort of reminds me of the old W.C. Fields movies. Let’s see how the story goes. The story in this issue is your standard inter-planetary caper. The story starts out on the planet Devivian. The Doctor is almost immediately accused of stealing a sacred artifact. Long story short, they quickly ran off, made it to the Tardis, and left. I really wish they would have went into more detail about why they were there etc. Not just “Hey You”, run, escape in Tardis. At one point they went from “They’re gaining on us Doctor” to them already being at the Tardis. Reminded me of just cheap filler to get to the next story arc. But they did touch base on it later.
One of the main issues I have with Doctor Who: The Thirteenth Doctor- Old Friends is how closely the dialogue is with the actual televised show. Some of it just seemed comical and not in a funny way. There was one frame that bothered me for some reason. On page 34 she says “Never really know what to expect with that one” as she is looking at her Sonic. Why is she looking at her Sonic? She wasn’t looking at it in the frames before or after and there was nothing done to provoke a sonic scan. There was also what seemed like a lot of open space. What I mean is that there was a lot of frames that either had no dialog or barely any at all. I think they could have helped give the story a little ore needed depth by filling some of those gaps.
It regards to the actual dialog, it seems any chance to have serious discussion seemed to be replaced with bad jokes and constant attempts to make The Doctor feel more current and a bit wacky. As for the story itself, it was just ok to me. I think the casual or newer Doctor Who fan would enjoy it. To sum it up, while I personally did have a couple problems with the content, I didn’t hate it. As I stated in the beginning, I loved the cover art by Veronica Fish and I thought the background artwork was absolutely stunning. It was the actual character artwork I didn’t care for. Though I could see that the artist was trying to go super realistic, most of the times it made them look more like a caricature than anything. I also loved that they told a story about The Corsair. I’ve wondered about that character since the episode “The Doctor’s Wife”.
I do like that at the end of this particular issue, they give you a brief history about the character of the Corsair. As I said above the character was first mentioned in the episode called “The Doctor’s Wife” written by the awesome Neil Gaiman. It’s kind of funny (to me at least) I remember when I had first seen them show the Corsair’s tattoo of the ouroboros it made me think of the episode of Red Dwarf of the same name. lol  
You should always remember one thing about any comic or graphic novel, they are up to the individual’s interpretation. This one is no different. If you’re a comic book fan, more specifically a Doctor Who comic book fan, check it out for yourself. Come to your own conclusion and form your own opinion. That’s the thing about our fandom, we don’t have to have the same opinion on it as long as we are respectful to each other about it. I think that if we all had the same opinion and views on Doctor Who, it would have been cancelled and never regenerated years ago.
Allons-Y!!!!
Riley C.

Cosmic Masque X


I was asked to do a review of a Doctor Who comic for the Doctor Who Appreciation Society. As I have said in the past, they are the oldest Doctor Who group in the world. It actually started the month I was born. Way back in May of 76. They have a monthly print publication (Celestial Toyroom)that is available to members as well as a digital version (Cosmic Masque). The digital version is free to download on their website. Well I have been asked to contribute to both over the last year or two. This time my review made it to the recent Cosmic Masque. I have never reviewed a comic before, as I don’t really read them as much anymore. But, I did read this one for the review. And here it is attached. I have took out all the other material so you can just see my review. ( But I also recommend reading the entire thing http://www.dwasonline.uk/CM10_STD_format.pdf )If you have a few minutes to kill, please take a minute and give it a read. I would love to know what you think of my first comic book review. Thank you so much everyone. Have a great, safe, and healthy day.






Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Interview with voice actor Philip Proctor


Here is an interview I did with actor Philip Proctor many many years ago. So you may find some of the material a little dated for the time. I have always been such a fan of Phil.

Riley: I’m here with the great Philip Proctor. Hello, how are you today?

Philip Proctor: Alive and thinking……

Riley: How did you decide to become a voice actor?

Philip Proctor: I evolved into it through and early fascination with the radio-comedy format. Grew up listening to Fred Allen, Jack Benny, etc. coming from the Midwest-Goshen, Indiana to be specific- I was immersed in an oral tradition of humorous stories which my family loved to “perform”. I was also born with a talent for mimicry and music, which led me to sing and play violin semi-professionally at Allen- Stevenson school in New York and later appear in Broadway and off-B; way musicals, one of which (“The Amorous Flea”, for which I won a Theatre World Award) brought me to L.A. and involvement with the Firesign Theatre on a local radio show called “Radio Free Oz” on listenet-supported KPFK. From doing various characters with my partners live we became a well-known audio comedy producing unit. That led to voicework in films and cartoons (“The Smurfs”, etc) which continues to this day with “Rugrats”, Pixar, Disney, and other similar outlets.

Riley: We all know that you have done so many great performances over the years. What is/was your favorite character(s) to perform?

Philip Proctor: All the wacky and sustain characters in the many records, radio shows, TV and live shows- especially gay newsman, Ray Hamburger (pronounced: Ham-Bur-Jere). And I can’t forget dear Howard! He pays the bills!

Riley: What one person has given you the most inspiration in life?

Philip Proctor: Ernie Kovacs on TV and “Bob & Ray” on radio. I used to record their material and often perform in myself on my home tape machine.

Riley: Who are your personal heroes?

Philip Proctor: all the great comics from Robert Benchley on to George Carlin….Astronauts, living and dead, and Bill Clinton.

Riley: Do you have a favorite celebrity?

Philip Proctor: I don’t believe much in the cult of celebrity; but if I did, I’d have to say Robin Williams and John Goodman.

Riley: If there was one person (living or dead) that you could meet, who would it be and why?

Philip Proctor: I wish I had gone down the street in NY and sat in on Bob and Ray when they were doing a live show every morning in the 50’s. I wrote notes to them and they read some of my material on the air.

Riley: What do you think of the hobby of autograph collecting?

Philip Proctor: I think it is a worthy pursuit and an opportunity to learn something about the character of the people you admire.

Riley: Do you sign autographs through the mail?

Philip Proctor: Yes, I find the easiest way (lacking a SASE) is to reply by postcards that I have printed up and pay for myself. I consider it an investment in my career and I know it can create good will, both here and abroad.

Riley: Do you sign autographs when asked in person?

Philip Proctor: Sure, although that seldom happens since my face is not really my fortune these days. I carry some postcards with me when I travel and can sign one of them when asked.

Riley: Are there any upcoming events/conventions where a fan could meet you?

Philip Proctor: I’ll be at the opening of Pixar’s next animated feature, “Finding Nemo” and their studios up north, end of May; The Rugrats/Thornberrys Movie in Hollywood in June and possibly Dreamworks “Sinbad”, also in June.

Riley: Do you have an address where a fan could write to you and possibly ask you for your autograph?

Philip Proctor:  Sure. C/O CED Talent Agency, 10635 Santa Monica Suite 130, Los Angeles, CA 90025

Riley: When asked in person, do you limit the number of items to be signed?

Philip Proctor: Depends on the circumstances. I signed lots of “Howard” stuff in Ireland, for example, while on vacation and at a live radio show I did in Dublin with my wife, actress Melinda Peterson (watch for her upcoming Century 21 and Ace Hardware (Cookoo Clock) spots.

Riley: Well Mr. Proctor, thank you so much for your time. From a fans standpoint, it truly was an honor and I hope to speak with you again in the future.

Philip Proctor: I wish I had more time to respond to folks like you and do my best to do so. Stay in touch- Philip

Riley: Don't forget to check out all of Phil's filmography on his (click here ->) IMDB page

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Backyard Tire Fire former drummer- Tim Kramp

Riley: I’m here with Backyard Tire Fire drummer Tim Kramp.  Hey Tim, how’s it going? Thanks for taking the time to do this. How was working with Steve Berlin on the new album? And how did he or did he influence you guys in the making of the new record?
Tim: Steve just brought the best out in us. He made some good suggestions and made it an easy and enjoyable time. It helps that he’s a great musician with tons of ideas.
Riley: Nice. That always helps. So where did the name 
“Backyard Tire Fire”originate?
Tim: It came to me in a dream.
Riley: I know that everyone in whatever business wants to succeed.  But, what is your personal goal? Would you be happier where you’re at, or would you be happier on the top ten with Ryan Seacrest? Or somewhere in between?
Tim: I think there’s a point that we can get to where everybody’s comfortable and happy and the band is being productive. As long as everyone’s getting along and excited about the musicI think we’ll continue to grow. But I don’t anticipate having to meet 
Ryan Seacrest.
Riley: I know what you’re saying.  So how does it feel having the fan base you guys have?
Tim: Our fans are amazing. It blows me away that so many people are loving the music and are hungry for more. All music lovers are welcome.
Riley: As we’ve discussed before, my favorite song by you guys is “Jimmy, Bob, & Jack”. To which is now my 12 year old sons favorite song as well. We were both a little bummed that it didn’t make the cut for “Good To Be”. Do you see it possibly making it on a future album? Or will it be one of those treats you only get by seeing you guys live?
Tim: I love “Jimmy, Bob, & Jack” too. We’ll get it put out sometime. Ed’s got a lot of really good story songs and maybe we’ll get to put out a collection of those. There’s so many ways we can do it but we also just put “Good To Be” out. We’ll make sure you get it as soon as we put it to tape.
Riley: Thanks man. I appreciate it. So, who are your inspirations (musically and personally)?
Tim: My parents, my brothers, & the outdoors. Any really good music can inspire me to try and be a better musician. I also love artwork.
Riley: I really dig that you guys record analog first before converting to digital. What prompted you to do this and is this something that you will continue to for future recordings?
Tim: Matt said it all. 

Riley: Outside of Illinois, what are your top three venues to play at?
Tim: The Belly Up in Aspen, Co; The Freebird in Jacksonville, FL; and the Turf Club in Minneapolis, MN
Riley: Thank you so much Tim. I really appreciate you taking the time to do this. Like the great Tom Waits said: “No, I don’t have a drinking problem except when I can’t get a drink”. So here’s to you my friends.
Tim: Tom Waits has got a lot of those attributed to him. My favorite is, “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” Rock on Riley. See you soon I hope!
Riley: Hell yea!! You can count on it. Until next time, keep rocking.

Thursday, January 9, 2020

Ranger: You were my best friend




Ever since the first day I laid eyes on you back in 2006 I knew you needed to be part of our family. You were just six weeks old. On that day, we just happened to be at Trader’s Village in Grand Prairie just walking around trying to find that one thing that we absolutely couldn’t live without. Little did we know at the time, that thing we couldn’t live without would be you my friend. After walking around my family and I decided to go look at the animals that they sell there in the front of Trader’s Village (Everyone who knows the place, knows exactly what I’m talking about). We weren’t looking to buy a pet, we just wanted to look at all the puppy cuteness. We see all breeds and sizes of puppies. With price ranges from ok to OMG are you serious? As I’m walking down I see the beagles (Beagles have been one of my favorite dogs for as far back as I can remember.) My eyes instantly locked on to you, but just as another couple reached down to pick you up and say they wanted you. Then (if I remember correctly) the wife said “Are you sure?” to the husband. He put you back down with your brothers and sisters and walked away. I immediately picked you up and start talking to you. Your tail started wagging and you would lick my face.
“You’re coming home with us” I thought. We told the people that we wanted you and they got the paper work and temporarily put you in the “sold” section. As we were filling out the paperwork, I remember the couple came back looking for you. They asked about you and were told you were already sold. Within those few minutes of meeting you, they would have had to fight me to get you from us. After the paper work was filled out and the transaction was made, you were officially ours. Or should I say we were yours. We walked around for a little while longer and decided to take you home. The rest as they say is history, our history. I still remember when you made your first little howl. It was very similar to the howl that puppy Copper made in The Fox and the Hound when he and Tod were introducing themselves to each other. Just melted your heart. I can hear him saying “My name is Ranger, I’m a hound dog. Aaww hoooo!!”
Throughout the years you would get bigger. Maybe a little grayer and a little slower. And you would even eventually lose your hearing. Throughout all that time, you were always there for me and the rest of the family. You would never judge us, you never were angry with us. Sometimes you were a little stubborn when you didn’t want to come in the house. But who isn’t? You loved us and we loved you Ranger. And as the tears roll down my face as I am typing this up, I will always miss you my friend. We love you so much Ranger and you will always be in our hearts.

RIP Ranger: 2-14-2006/1-8-2020

Young Tod Copper, you're my best friend.
Young Copper And you're mine too, Tod.
Young Tod And we'll always be friends forever. Won't we?
Young Copper Yeah, forever.
RIP Ranger: 2-14-2006/1-8-2020

This is Ranger and his son Captain. This photo was shown on the Texas Rangers Jumbotron.